Showing posts with label UK. Show all posts
Showing posts with label UK. Show all posts

Saturday, July 03, 2010

Beryl Bainbridge dies, aged 75

The grande dame of British literature passed away in the early hours of this morning, her literary agent has confirmed.

Writer Beryl Bainbridge at home
 
Grande dame of British literature ... Beryl Bainbridge. Photograph: David Levenson/Getty Images

Maverick, unique and horribly funny, according to her fellow authors: the world of British literature felt an emptier place today following the death of Beryl Bainbridge, aged 75.

She was admitted to hospital last week following a recurrence of cancer, and died suddenly in the early hours of this morning.

One of the grandes dames of the UK's literary scene, Bainbridge was a prolific writer whose short, dark comic novels – which invariably included a streak of tragedy - landed her five shortlistings for the Man Booker prize (and the label of perennial Booker bridesmaid), made her a two-time winner of the Whitbread award and saw her awarded a DBE in 2000.

"She was a wonderful writer in the tradition of British petit guignol that included Evelyn Waugh and Muriel Spark: coolly stylish, meticulous, beady-eyed and horribly funny. I would have wished her more injury time, but her record stands," said the Man Booker prize-winning author John Banville. "I met [her] on a couple of occasions and was much taken with her manner of stark lugubriousness tempered with high and subversive irony - just like her books."

"Beryl had an absolutely original voice: she was a serious comedian, all of whose novels ended tragically," said the biographer Michael Holroyd. "She presented herself sometimes as a clown, an entertainer, but behind that mask was a committed novelist. She was unique."

"What was so splendid about her was that she was completely maverick," agreed the novelist Penelope Lively, winner of the Booker and Carnegie awards. "When she first began you were very aware of her fresh, startling voice. I remember coming across her first novels and thinking 'goodness, I haven't read anything like this before'."

"Very sad," tweeted Margaret Atwood of her "old pal" Bainbridge this afternoon. "Wondrous original, great sport, loved her books. Hope she has champagne in heaven & a smoke..."

Bainbridge's literary career can be divided neatly in two: her earlier novels, from The Dressmaker and Sweet William to Guardian fiction prize winner The Bottle Factory Outing, drew on her own life – her upbringing in Liverpool, her time working as an actor (including a stint on Coronation Street), her life in Camden in the 1960s. She then began to write historical novels, tackling Scott of the Antarctic in The Birthday Boys, Samuel Johnson in According to Queeney and the voyage of the Titanic in Every Man for Himself, and died with 18 novels, two collections of short stories and a handful of plays for stage and television to her name.
She was, said Lively, "so versatile". Her historical novels "were completely different from her earlier books. She had a distinctive voice, but also a wonderfully pliable and versatile one".

Bainbridge was "putting the finishing touches" to a novel – her 19th – which she had been working on for the last six months when she died, said Ed Wilson at her literary agency Johnson & Alcock. Little, Brown will publish the book, The Girl in the Polka Dot Dress – about the assassination of Bobby Kennedy - next year.
It's "fantastic - more like her early, more comic work", said Richard Beswick, her editor at Little, Brown, who called her "a one-off, a total original, a legend that deserves to be a legend". "I don't think anybody else writes like her [although] she's got elements of other people - bits of Harold Pinter and Kafka, that morbidly humorous take on life, that very dark humour," he added.

Known to chain-smoke while she wrote her novels (at an ancient computer), Bainbridge gave up smoking in 2004 but took it up again - "though I smoke far fewer now - about six a day", she told the Observer last year. She was also a keen whisky drinker, getting through half a bottle a week. "It began as a social thing because if you go out to launches you were always offered a drink," she said. "I never saw the point of drinking wine, because you have to drink so much to get that feeling, so I'd always have a whisky."

Lively said that Bainbridge "was always good fun at a party - and unexpected, because you never knew what she was going to say or do".

"I have huge admiration and respect for her," she added. "She was someone who, when she entered a room, you thought 'oh good, there's Beryl'."

Bainbridge told the Guardian in 2007 of how she had become convinced that she would die at the age of 71, like her parents and grandparents. "My generation weren't expected to get as old as this; they all died off quite soon," she said. "I've always been interested in death."

In an interview with the Guardian in 2005, Bainbridge said that she had "everything ready" for her death. "In files. I'm extremely ... no, I'm very ordered in that sort of way. I think it's important. You have to know where things are and how and what."
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Alison Flood, The Guardian, Friday 2 July, 2010
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Saturday, March 27, 2010

"Sex" definition prompts dictionary ban in US schools

A parent's complaint over a 'sexually graphic' definition has seen dictionaries removed from southern Californian schools.

Dictionaries have been removed from classrooms in southern California schools after a parent complained about a child reading the definition for "oral sex".

Merriam Webster's 10th edition, which has been used for the past few years in fourth and fifth grade classrooms (for children aged nine to 10) in Menifee Union school district, has been pulled from shelves over fears that the "sexually graphic" entry is "just not age appropriate", according to the area's local paper.

The dictionary's online definition of the term is "oral stimulation of the genitals". "It's hard to sit and read the dictionary, but we'll be looking to find other things of a graphic nature," district spokeswoman Betti Cadmus told the paper.

While some parents have praised the move – "[it's] a prestigious dictionary that's used in the Riverside County spelling bee, but I also imagine there are words in there of concern," said Randy Freeman – others have raised concerns. "It is not such a bad thing for a kid to have the wherewithal to go and look up a word he may have even heard on the playground," father Jason Rogers told local press. "You have to draw the line somewhere. What are they going to do next, pull encyclopaedias because they list parts of the human anatomy like the penis and vagina?"

A panel is now reviewing whether the Menifee ban will be made permanent. The Merriam Webster dictionary joins an illustrious set of books that have been banned or challenged in the US, including Nobel prize winner Toni Morrison's Song of Solomon, which last year was suspended from and then reinstated to the curriculum at a Michigan school after complaints from parents about its coverage of graphic sex and violence, and titles by Khaled Hosseini and Philip Pullman, included in the American Library Association's list of books that inspired most complaints last year.

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Alison Flood, The Guardian, Monday 25 January

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Saturday, February 20, 2010

Top 100 Creative Writing Blogs


From poetry to lengthy prose, creative writing can be a great way to express yourself. Of course, even the best students and writers can use a few tips, a little inspiration and a whole lot of help getting their work out there. These blogs offer all of that and more. From blogs that focus on writers still trying to make it in the publishing world to those providing updates from best selling authors, you’ll find all kinds of information geared towards improving and informing your creative writing.

General

These blogs cover a wide range of issues for students of the written word.

  1. Writer Unboxed: Learn both about the creative and business sides of fiction writing from this great blog.
  2. Backstory: Ever wonder where writers get their inspiration? You’ll find loads of posts that record just that and you can contribute your own stories as well.
  3. Write Anything: Check out this multi-author blog to find writing challenges, inspiration and shared writing.
  4. Inkygirl: Daily Diversions for Writers: This blogger not only posts about using the Internet to improve your writing but posts her own comics frequently as well.
  5. Women on Writing: Get information on writing geared just towards female writers out there.
  6. Cute Writing: Here you’ll find posts on writing, blogging and publishing and many articles focus on ways to make your work more efficient.
  7. Write to Done: If you enjoy the blog Zen Habits, you’ll appreciate this blog by the same author. This site focuses on simple, effective ways to write more, better.
  8. The Urban Muse: Freelance writer Susan Johnston provides tips and tidbits for other working writers out there.
  9. Writing Forward: From grammar tips to ideas for improving your creative writing, check out the helpful posts on this site.
  10. Writer’s Write: This blog is a great place to find information about writers, books and the publishing world.
  11. Creative Writing Corner: Connect with your creative side through the posts on this blog.
  12. Creative Writing Contests: Want to challenge your creative skills? This blog can direct you to the great number of writing competitions out there.

Aspiring Authors

These bloggers are writing on the ‘net and off, still waiting to get their best work published.

  1. The Desperate Writer: This writer and cosmetologist shares her stories on this blog, both personal and creative.
  2. Incurable Disease of Writing: Blogger Missy is getting her degree in creative writing and posts about her experiences on this site.
  3. Emerging Writers Network: If you’re just getting started in your writing career, check out this site to learn about the ins and outs of writing and about other writers working towards success.
  4. Ficticity: Check out this site to find posted stories, writing tips and even a few book reviews.
  5. Authors’ Blogs: This isn’t just one blog, but a collection of numerous aspiring writers sites, so you can take your pick of reading material.
  6. Plot Monkeys: These four bloggers talk about everything from their everyday lives to the books they love.
  7. Maternal Spark: Moms who love to write or create on the side

Published Authors

Get some advice, inspiration and motivation from these authors doing what they love and getting paid for it.

  1. The Orwell Diaries: Most writers are familiar with the work of George Orwell. Here you’ll find regular postings from his personal diaries.
  2. Tom Conoby’s Writing Blog: This blogger shares his thoughts on books he reads, his own writing and much more.
  3. John Baker’s Blog: This working writer shares his passions– reading and writing– on this site.
  4. The Man In Black: Young mystery writer Jason Pinter shares his thoughts on just about everything on this blog.
  5. Neil Gaiman’s Journal: This well-known writer has published a large number of books, several of which have been made into major motion pictures. Check out his blog for more about what he’s working on right now.
  6. Wil Wheaton in Exile: Readers of this blog might recognize his name from his days on Star Trek: The Next Generation but these days this actor spends more of this time writing books and posting on his blog.
  7. A Writer’s Life: Love the TV series Monk? Learn more about the writer behind the books the series is based on from this blog.
  8. The Paperback Writer: With several published books under her belt, this blogger shares her writing tips as well as information about her personal life.
  9. Pocket Full of Words: Novelist Holly Lisle shares her experiences as a writer on her blog.
  10. Beyond the Beyond: Bruce Sterling has written numerous science fiction novels and now shares his thoughts on science and technology on his WIRED blog.
  11. Contrary Brin: Scientist and author David Brin maintains this site where readers can talk about issues from his books or just about anything else.
  12. Scott Berkun: This author teaches creative thinking, writes books and give public talks. Read about his writing adventures and otherwise here.

Improving Your Craft

Get some tips on becoming a better writer from these blogs.

  1. Becoming a Writer Seriously: Aspiring writers can find all kinds of helpful advice and guidance on this blog.
  2. WordSwimmer: Learn to understand the writing process a little better with a little help from blogger Bruce Black. There are loads of interviews with authors as well as suggestions on improving your writing.
  3. Time to Write: Blogger Jurgen Wolff wants to strike a creative spark in writers of all kinds by providing tips and inspiration here.
  4. Flogging the Quill: Check out this blog to learn more about the craft of creative storytelling.
  5. Six Sentences: What can you write in six sentences? Share your attempt at this writing exercise on this blog.
  6. Luc Reid: From tips on finding time to practice writing to information about the publishing industry, you’ll find loads of helpful posts on this blog.
  7. The Writing Show: While more podcast than true blog, this site is a good place for writers to get answers to their questions and get help finding inspiration.
  8. Men With Pens: Whether you’re a writer freelancing or just writing for fun, you’ll find tips on how to do it better on this blog.
  9. Write a Better Novel: Make sure whatever you’re writing will get the attention it deserves when time comes to get it published. This blog provides all kinds of information on creating a better novel, no matter the subject.
  10. Write Better: Here you’ll find a wide range of writing tips to get your creative writing in top shape.
  11. Clear Writing with Mr. Clarity: Learn to get to the point and write clearly and concisely whether you’re writing a letter at work or working on a book.
  12. Mike’s Writing Workshop: This blogger is all about posting things that can help writers get better and get inspired.
  13. Kim’s Craft Blog: Learn about writing fiction, memoirs and other creative writing from this writer who teaches courses at The Cambridge Center for Adult Education.

Grammar and Editing

You may have the best ideas but that doesn’t mean much if you can’t write them well. These blogs will help you tune up your writing so it’s publish-worthy.

  1. GrammarBlog: Laugh at the grammar and spelling errors of others while getting tips on improving your own skills on this blog.
  2. Evil Editor: This editor might be evil, but the tips provided on this blog can really help you refine your stories.
  3. Blue Pencil Editing: This blog is both a good resource for working editors and and writers in search of a little guidance.
  4. Editing and Proofreading Hints and Tips: Get simple tips on improving your editing process from this blog.
  5. Headsup: the blog: Here you’ll find posts about the sometimes frustrating world of editing and learn what not to do.
  6. Grammarphobia: This site offers readers the chance to ask their own grammar and language questions and get answers.
  7. Apostrophe Abuse: Think you know how to use the apostrophe? This blog might teach you otherwise.
  8. Daily Writing Tips: Get some daily advice on how to improve the basics of your writing.
  9. ProWriting Tips: This blog is home to numerous grammar and writing tips.
  10. The Engine Room: JD, a copy editor, runs this blog all about language use that can help you get a handle on your usage.
  11. Cheryl Norman, Grammar Cop: If you’ve got some questions about grammar that need answering, visit this blog.
  12. English4Today: Get a handle on the English language through the guidance of blogger Anthony Hughes.

Getting Published

The ultimate goal for many students and professionals working on creative writing is to get work published. This blogs can help you learn about the business, get your work out there, or even publish it yourself.

  1. Ask Allison: Ask your questions about breaking publishing and gets answers from this helpful blogger.
  2. Guide to Literary Agents: Get some tips on where and how to find a literary agent to represent your work when the time comes.
  3. Beacon Literary Services: Emerging writers and those with a little experience under their belts alike can take advantage of the publishing advice offered here.
  4. Questions and Quandaries: This Writers Digest blog answers a wide variety of questions about publishing.
  5. Writer Beware Blogs: While you may be desperate to get your work out there make sure you protect yourself from scams. The information in this blog can help you stay safe.
  6. The Swivet: Colleen Lindsay is a literary agent and you can read her reactions to recent publications and if you meet her requirements even submit your own work.
  7. The Rejecter: This blogger isn’t a literary agent but an assistant to one, the person you’ll have to go through to get your work published, and she posts all about her work on this blog.
  8. Booksquare: This blog works to dissect the publishing industry so you can learn it inside and out.
  9. Pubrants: Literary agent Kristen blogs about everything publishing from queries to working with writers.
  10. Nathan Bransford Literary Agent: Want to know more about literary agents and the publishing world? Check out this blog.
  11. Practicing Writing: This blog posts plenty on writing advice as well as the latest publishing opportunities.
  12. Bob Baker’s Full-Time Author Blog: Thinking of making the leap to being a full-time writer? This blog can be a great resource on publishing your own book to set the stage.
  13. Future Perfect Publishing: Explore all the possibilities for publishing that are out there through the help of this blog by Tom Masters.

Genre Focused

These creative writing blogs focus on one particular type of writing, such as mysteries, romance and fantasy.

  1. Storytellers Unplugged: This multi-author blog is contributed to by writers, editors and publishers and can give you a great background on writing in a wide range of genres.
  2. Gibberish: Science fiction and fantasy writer Jayme Lynn Blaschke posts about his writing and more on this site.
  3. SF Signal: From books to movies, you can keep abreast of all the goings on in world of science fiction through this blog.
  4. SF and Fantasy Novelists: Here you’ll find loads of information on writers working in the science fiction genre.
  5. Reading, Raving and Ranting: If you’re interested in historical fiction you can read about Susan Higginbotham’s experience writing about fourteenth-century England.
  6. Myth and Mystery: Novelist and contributor to the New York Times Rick Riordan is a mystery writer and you can read about his latest work on this site.
  7. Type M for Murder: Learn a little bit about murder mysteries from this multi-author blog.
  8. Crime Fiction Dossier: If crime fiction is your thing, you’ll learn loads from this blog by David Montgomery.
  9. Jungle Red: Six mystery writers contribute to this blog that talks about writing, life, love and much more.
  10. Romancing the Blog: This blog is home to numerous romance novelists who post on just about everything.

Fiction Writing

Most creative writing falls into the category of fiction, so learn more about writing great novels and stories from these blogs.

  1. Advanced Fiction Writing: Written by the "mad professor" of fiction writing, this blog is geared towards inspiring you and getting you writing.
  2. Writing Fiction: Here you’ll find a lively discussion about writing and publishing novels and short fiction.
  3. Killer Fiction: With five published authors contributing to this blog, you’ll get loads of tips and posts on writing.
  4. Ginny’s Fiction Writing Blog: Ginny Wiehardt posts about fiction writing in this About.com blog.
  5. Becoming a Fiction Writer: This blogger is following her dream of becoming a fiction writer.
  6. Blog Fiction: If you plan on taking to the net with your writing, this blogger can give you all kinds of tips on doing it right.
  7. Fiction Writers Review: The writers who run this blog are all about reviewing books but they also discuss what works and what makes truly great fiction.
  8. Angela Booth’s Writing Blog: Whether you’re writing fiction or just freelancing, you’ll find helpful writing tips on this blog.
  9. Fiction Writing: The Passionate Journey: You won’t become a great writer overnight. This blog can help you start and keep going along your journey to writing success.
  10. Fiction Scribe: From grammar errors to book tours, this blog talks about a wide range of issues affecting fiction writers.

Poetry

If verse is more your thing, pay these helpful blogs a visit.

  1. Avoiding the Muse: Doctor, blogger and author C. Dale Young maintains this blog as well as teaching an MFA program on writing.
  2. Poetry Hut Blog: Keep up to date on the latest happenings in the poetry world with this blog.
  3. Poet with a Day Job: Does the title of this blog remind you of yourself? Read this blogger’s posts on writing, reading and everyday life here.
  4. 1,000 Black Lines: Posts on this blog are a single line long, some of which record daily events and others that read like lines of poetry.
  5. The Best American Poetry: Learn about some of the best poetry out there through this blog.
  6. harriet: The Poetry Foundation maintains this blog, which posts about happenings in the poetry world and speaks directly to you, the poet.
  7. Poems at the Poetry Showcase: Contribute your poetry to this blog, or read the postings of others.
  8. Poets.org: The American Academy of Poets lets you know about great poetry that’s out there through their blog.
  9. Poetry and Poets in Rags: This blogger is both a salesman and a poet.
  10. Silliman’s Blog: Here you’ll find informative posts on contemporary poets and their work.
  11. Poets Who Blog: This blog is a great resource for poets, with writing contests, posts about work and more.
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Friday, February 19, 2010

Where a writer is from is neither here nor there

UK Border agent checks a passport

Passport control at Gatwick Airport.

We should beware of paying more attention to a writer's nationality than their fiction.

In the literary world, there is perhaps nothing more insulting than being labelled "insular". Any accusation – such as Nobel prize permanent secretary Horace Engdahl's 2008 comments about the parochialism of American letters – is damaging, hurtful and also guilt-inducing. Insularity, after all, is inimical to literature, the opposite of fiction's artistic goal of understanding others. And it's not just writers who are shamed by the allegation. Publishers and, by implication, readers are often indicted on similar charges, their rigid tastes blamed for the shockingly low availability of fiction in translation.

The idea of insularity cropped up in a hugely enjoyable and occasionally bristly recent panel discussion between Aleksandar Hemon, AS Byatt and Tom McCarthy. Together to celebrate the launch of Best European Fiction 2010 – which Hemon edited – the three novelists gave a fascinating insight into what European fiction meant to them, where its boundaries were drawn and what, if anything, bound it together. While the conversation was provocative and illuminating, it was a single comment from AS Byatt that stuck with me as I picked up the anthology later that night. Byatt – about whose fiction I may be critical, but whose understanding, perception and passion for world literature is inspiring – mournfully bemoaned the fact that she knew only one Albanian writer, Ismail Kadare. It was a frustration that seemed both entirely genuine and at the same time slightly acquisitive – as though she saw literature as a sort of Risk board, with Albania a weak point of entry that needed bolstering.

It wasn't hard to see her point: for a reader as avid and engaged as Byatt, to be ignorant of writing from anywhere on the globe is to miss out on new voices, new methods of expression, new windows on different cultures. But to me she seemed to be going at it all wrong. Does it really matter that she's only read one Albanian novelist? Is it acceptable to know two Belgian writers but for them both be Francophone rather than Dutch speaking? In short, does it really make a difference where the hell these people are from?

If there's an answer to this question, Best European Fiction 2010 isn't the place to find it. It does not claim to be a complete overview of a continent's literature, nor does it confer national-writer status on those sandwiched between its yellow covers. As Zadie Smith writes in her preface, "Anthologies are ill-fitting things – one size does not fit all." What it offers, instead, is a partial snapshot of Europe's concerns, a whistle-stop tour of old and emerging literary territories, some of which are familiar (Alistair Gray's Scotland; Victor Pelevin's Russia), others discovered for the first time.

Hemon has done an astonishing job in lighting up the map of Europe, opening the doors to these writers, many of whom – MichaÅ‚ Witkowski, Antonio Fian and Ornela Vorpsi in particular – I hope will become more widely known in the English-speaking world. But it hasn't encouraged me to seek out more Polish, Austrian and Albanian literature. Nor has it made me feel that I need to look for countries not included in the collection and find out about their cultural heritage. Their sensibilities as writers are necessarily bound up in their particular upbringings and cultures: centring on them simply as Poles, Austrians or Albanians is to denigrate their status as authors. As readers we should resist tokenism as much as insularity.

It's anticipated that the Best European Fiction anthology will become an annual publication, which should go some way to bringing such exceptional voices to the attention of anglophone readers. If this is the case, this volume will certainly become a highlight of the cultural year. But I hope that in future editions, the writers will be arranged alphabetically, their country of origin left as nothing more than an interesting endnote at the back of the book.

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Stuart Evers, Wednesday 27 January 2010

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Wednesday, February 10, 2010

Sunday at the Skin Laundrette by Kathryn Simmonds


The World Won't Miss You for a While

Untie your boots and separate your toes,
ignore the compass wavering north/north-west.
Lie down with me you hillwalkers and rest

Quit trailing through the overcrowded streets
with tinkling bells, you child of Hare Krishna.
Hush. Unfurl your saffron robes. How sweet

the grass. And you, photographer of wars,
lie down and cap your lens. Ambassador,
take off your dancing shoes. There are no laws

by which you must abide oh blushing boy
with Stanley knife, no county magistrates
are waiting here to dress you down: employ

yourself with cutting up these wild flowers
as you like. Sous chef with baby guinea fowl
to stuff, surveillance officer with hours

to fill, and anorexic weighing up a meal,
lie down. Girl riding to an interview,
turn back before they force you to reveal

your hidey holes. Apprentice pharmacist,
leave carousels of second generation
happy pills. The long term sad. And journalist

with dreams, forget the man from Lancashire
who lost his tongue, the youth who found it,
kept it quivering in a matchbox for a year.

The Boys in the Fish Shop

This one winds a string of plastic parsley
around the rainbow trout,
punnets of squat lobster and marinated anchovy,
the dish of jellied eels
in which a spoon stands erect.
He's young, eighteen perhaps,
with acne like the mottled skin of some pink fish,
and there's gold in his ear, the hoop of a lure.
The others aren't much older,
bantering in the back room,
that den of stinking mysteries
where boxes are carried.

The fish lie around all day,
washed-up movie stars
stunned on their beds of crushed ice.
The boys take turns to stare
through the wide glass window,
hands on hips, an elbow on a broom,
lost for a moment in warm waters until
Yes darling, what can I get you?
and their knives return to the task,
scraping scales in a sequin shower,
splitting parcels of scarlet and manganese.
Their fingers know a pound by guesswork,
how to unpeel smoked salmon,
lay it fine as lace on cellophane.
A girl walks past, hair streaming,
and the boy looks up,
still gripping his knife, lips parting in a slack O.

Talking to Yourself

It starts with sounds of which you're unaware:
the window, opening, gives a rusting sigh,
saying something, although there's no one there.

The bath brims over while you ask the air
what's the point? The air makes no reply.
It's used to sounds of which you're unaware.

Children see you chattering and stare,
and mothers with their trolleys wonder why
you're whispering, although there's no one there,

just artichokes, an avocado pear –
they cannot tell you how to live and die,
they're lipless, though they may still be aware.

Inside the church the shadows lisp a prayer,
and votive candles clamber to the sky,
insisting something, although there's no one there:

the priest has gone, the altar's been stripped bare.
You've never prayed, but now you kneel and try:
it starts with sounds of which you're unaware, saying something, although there's no one there.

• Extract from Sunday at the Skin Laundrette by Kathryn Simmonds, published by Seren Books.

Buy Sunday at The Skin Laundrette at the Guardian bookshop

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Kathryn Simmonds, The Guardian, Friday 29 August 2008

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Monday, February 01, 2010

Martin Amis in new row over 'euthanasia booths'

Martin Amis has never fought shy of an argument, whether it be with the critic Terry Eagleton (over Islamist extremism), his pal Christopher Hitchens (over Stalin) or fellow novelist Julian Barnes (over Amis leaving his agent – Barnes's wife).

But none of those opponents were as tough as his new target promises to be. Now 60, Amis has picked a fight with the grey power of Britain's ageing population, calling for euthanasia "booths" on street corners where they can terminate their lives with "a martini and a medal".

The author of Time's Arrow and London Fields said in an interview at the weekend that he believes Britain faces a "civil war" between young and old, as a "silver ­tsunami" of increasingly ageing people puts pressure on society.

"They'll be a population of demented very old people, like an invasion of terrible immigrants, stinking out the restaurants and cafes and shops," he said. "I can imagine a sort of civil war between the old and the young in 10 or 15 years' time.

"There should be a booth on every ­corner where you could get a martini and a medal," he added.

His comments were immediately condemned as "glib" and "offensive" by anti-euthanasia groups and those caring for the elderly and infirm. Supporters of assisted suicide, meanwhile, insisted that a dignified and compassionate end should be on offer to those who are dying.

Alistair Thompson, from the Care Not Killing Alliance, said Amis's views were "very worrying". "We are extremely disappointed that people are advocating death booths for the elderly and the disabled. How on earth can we pretend to be a civilised society if people are giving the oxygen of publicity to such proposals?

"What are these death booths? Are they going to be a kind of superloo where you put in a couple of quid and get a lethal cocktail?"

The Alzheimer's Society said there were 700,000 people with dementia in the UK and the figures were set to rise. "It is understandable that people in the early stages of dementia may reflect on the subject of euthanasia," said Andrew Ketteringham, of the Alzheimer's Society. "However, glib and offensive comments about 'euthanasia booths' and 'demented old people' only serve to alienate those dealing with this devastating condition and sidestep the hugely important question of how we can best support those affected to live well and maintain their dignity."

Amis, whose forthcoming novel, The Pregnant Widow, is due to be released shortly, stood by his comments, made in an interview in the Sunday Times.

He told the Guardian: "What we need to recognise is that certain lives fall into the negative, where pain hugely dwarfs those remaining pleasures that you may be left with. Geriatric science has been allowed to take over and, really, decency roars for some sort of correction." He said his comments were meant to be "satirical", rather than "glib".

His stance on euthanasia had hardened since the deaths of his stepfather, Lord Kilmarnock, the former SDP peer and writer, in March aged 81, and his friend Dame Iris Murdoch, the novelist, in 1999, aged 79, two years after her husband revealed that she was suffering from Alzheimer's.

"I increasingly feel that religion is so deep in our constitution and in our minds and that is something we should just peel off," he said. "Of course euthanasia is open to abuse, in that the typical grey death will be that of an old relative whose family gets rid of for one reason or another, and they'll say 'he asked me to do it', or 'he wanted to die', Amis said. "That's what we will have to look out for. Nonetheless, it is something we have to make some progress on."

Answering critics who said his comments were "offensive' to older people, Amis, a grandfather, said: "Well, I'm not a million miles away from that myself."

He added: "I had a friend who was desperately ill and she wanted to go to Switzerland, to Dignitas, but she was defeated by bureaucracy at this end. And, I think it is existentially more terrifying to feel that life is something you can't get out of.

"Frankly, I can't think of any reason for prolonging life once the mind goes. You are without dignity then."

In his interview, Amis said his step­father had died "very horribly". "He always thought he was going to get better. But he didn't get better and I think the denial of death is a great curse."

He said Iris Murdoch, whom he had known for a very long time , was "a friend, I loved her. She was wonderful. I remember talking to her just as it started happening, and she said, 'I've entered a dark place'. That famous quote. Awareness of loss is gone, the track is gone. You don't know the day you've spent watching Teletubbies; it just vanished."

The pro-euthanasia pressure group Dignity in Dying said: "Like all too many people in the UK, Martin Amis has witnessed the bad death of a loved one." But, it added: "Dignity in Dying's campaign for a change in the law is not about the introduction of 'euthanasia booths', nor is it in anticipation of a 'silver tsunami'. Our campaign is about allowing dying adults who have mental capacity a compassionate choice to end their suffering, subject to strict legal safeguards."

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Caroline Davies, Sunday 24 January 2010

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Sunday, January 31, 2010

Magazine fiction's golden age can never be repeated

Magazine fiction from the 1890s-1950 gave us some of our most-loved characters from Sherlock Holmes to Hercule Poirot. With magazines in decline, where to now? The Lady?

The umpteenth return of the Return (of Sherlock Holmes) and the popular success of Avatar are apt reminders that we're a storytelling species with a dominant narrative gene somewhere in our DNA. We simply cannot get enough of What Happened Next?

Avatar
, for all its counter-cultural, eco-friendly credentials, is a product of the Hollywood machine, but Holmes and Watson come from somewhere else: the golden age of British magazine fiction that has never been – indeed, could never be – repeated.

  1. Sherlock Holmes
  2. Production year: 2009
  3. Countries: Australia, Rest of the world, UK, USA
  4. Cert (UK): 12A
  5. Runtime: 128 mins
  6. Directors: Guy Ritchie
  7. Cast: Bronagh Gallagher, Eddie Marsan, Geraldine James, Hans Matheson, James Fox, Jude Law, Kelly Reilly, Mark Strong, Rachel McAdams, Robert Downey Jr., William Hope
  8. More on this film

As Selina Hastings writes in her excellent new biography of Somerset Maugham, another classic storyteller: "In the 1890s the literary market was rapidly expanding, focused on a large, educated middle class, with dozens of new magazines and periodicals launched every year and more than 400 publishing houses in London alone." (The parallels with the 1990s and the new media boom are striking). This was the age that threw up Treasure Island, The Jungle Book, Peter Pan, The Wind in the Willows, The Railway Children, the Jeeves and Wooster series and finally, in the 1920s, the queen of crime herself, Agatha Christie, and her Poirot and Miss Marple series.

Every one of these has been rendered cinematically for a mass audience on several occasions. We like stories, and especially when they are accompanied by appealing, strong and identifiable characters who can be interpreted by stars.

The postwar era, roughly 1950 to 2000, was far poorer in this genre, for several reasons. The novel became postmodern; in popular mass-market fiction, perhaps only James Bond qualifies as an heir to Captain Hook, Toad of Toad Hall and Hercule Poirot, and Fleming was always more than a touch Edwardian in his instincts (in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, for instance). Popular magazines were dead or dying; film and TV had not yet begun to fill the gap (as they are beginning to do now; HBO's House, for example, bears a big, and fully acknowledged, debt to Sherlock Holmes). A hundred years or so after Conan Doyle, your ambitious genre writer is as likely to be working in film and TV as fiction or magazines.

In more recent times, the only fictional character to rival Holmes has been Harry Potter, who exhibits several quite distinct Edwardian traits (he's a strange orphan boy who is sent off to come of age in a public school). The more I write this blog, the more I wonder why no one has written on this theme before. Perhaps they have: the interconnections are certainly intriguing, and they all have to do with the growth of the print media at the turn of the 20th century.

The only really distinguished example of a writer consciously creating a strong identifiable character who can inhabit a series of books is John le Carré's George Smiley. No surprise to find BBC Radio 4 serialising all the Smiley books in the coming year. For the rest, the climate is no longer propitious to serial fiction, though I see that the rejuvenated Lady magazine, under Rachel Johnson, has begun to explore the possibilities of popular genre fiction with the launch of Jessica Ruston's serial. In the art of the story, there are only so many ways to skin a cat.

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Robert McCrum, The Guardian, Monday 25 January

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Friday, January 29, 2010

The UK's world role: Great Britain's greatness fixation



In some eyes, but most notably its own, the British government will be in the driving seat of world events this week. Today, G7 finance ministers will be in London to discuss inter­national banking reform and the transaction tax, and – in the claim that the City minister, Paul Myners, makes on our comment pages today – the UK will be "leading international efforts". On Wednesday, diplomats from around the world will meet here to discuss the threat to Yemen from al-Qaida. A day later, attention shifts to another international conference in London, this time on the imperilled future of Afghanistan. Quite a week.

Every country likes to be taken seriously around the world. Lots of nations like to feel they are punching their weight, or even above it. Only a few, however, seem to feel the need to promote themselves as the one the others all look to for leadership. It is one thing – though never uncontroversial, and in some contexts increasingly implausible – for the United States to see itself in this role. As the world's largest economic and military power, the US remains even now the necessary nation in international affairs. It is quite another thing for Britain to pretend to such a status.

The continuing pre-eminence of American clout has been starkly shown by what has happened in banking over the last several days. Domestic political pressures spurred President Obama into declaring a war on the money men, and markets worldwide immediately trembled, as they grasped that his plan could unleash a global drive to split retail and investment banking. There should be no shame for London in wholeheartedly welcoming the initiative while admitting that Britain could never have made such a move on its own. Instead, however, the government carries on as if its own detailed plans for banks' living wills, and its distant dreams of a Tobin tax, are framing the debate.

Britain is a very important country. The sixth-largest economy in the world. The fifth-largest military power. Its claim to what the former prime minister Lord Home used to call a seat at the top table is beyond dispute, though it would be a still more influential one if we sometimes ceded it to the European Union. And yet, more than half a century after the loss of empire, our political culture still seems racked by the need to be the leading nation, not just one of them. Such delusions are most associated with the political right, but Gordon Brown can also seem peculiarly ensnared by them. His Britain must always be first, always at the forefront, must always show the way to the rest. Even in the G7, the G8 or the G20 – never mind the UN – a mere share of the action is never enough, and it must always be Britain that is leading the effort, whether in Yemen or Afghanistan. But this way hubris lies. Mr Brown immodestly let slip to MPs in 2008 that he had saved the world. And as he arrived in Copenhagen for the ill-fated climate change summit last month he announced that "There are many outstanding issues which I'm here to resolve."

In reality, of course, no single nation can resolve the world's problems alone. Only the United States and China, separately or together, can even aspire to set the agenda for the rest. If the US raises its commitment to Afghanistan then other nations are likely to follow. If the US penalises the banks, others soon fall into line.

Britain has no such potency. Yet we still struggle to adjust to our reality. We can propose, as we shall be doing in three important London meetings this week, but we cannot dispose. Every day, the descant of the Chilcot inquiry reminds us of where the refusal to recognise this truth can humiliatingly lead. Our national interest should be to play our important role as a true, trusted and committed European partner on the world stage. No longer the greatest. Just one great among others. Good enough ought to be good enough. The people get it. If only the politicians did too.

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  • FalseConsciousness FalseConsciousness

    25 Jan 2010, 12:33AM

    The UK does have a world role to play, but only as the main ally of US imperialism. Anyone who thinks Britain can achieve even a modicum of independence from the dictates of Washington is engaging in wishful thinking. The US is determined to maintain's its global hegemony against China and other emerging powers. The global economic collapse also guarantees an increase in interstate conflicts due to rising nationalism, militarism, and the prevalence of trade disputes. The US may be leading mankind to the next world war and Britain has no choice but to follow along.

  • Armchair99 Armchair99

    25 Jan 2010, 12:36AM

    The fifth-largest military power

    Only the US has real power projection. The UK and France form the second division. Everyone else is nowhere. Witness the extreme efforts Russia had to go to put troops just beyond its borders in Georgia - a conflict they no doubt had planned for for some time. China has just reached the stage of having something approaching a blue water navy in the past year.

    though it would be a still more influential one if we sometimes ceded it to the European Union.

    It's really mind numbing how the supposedly intellectual Guardian maintains the shibboleth of EU = Good despite everything. Why? Where's your evidence for this? One example of how the UK's interests have been progressed through EU membership?

    If the Guardian had any intellectual integrity you'd be asking why the EU was - quite literally - not even allowed in the room when Copenhagen was decided. Come on guys and girls, you're the biggest cheer leader for the EU and the polite face of the green-left in the UK. So..

    What's gone wrong? How the did the EU fail what you presented as the most important decision of this generation?

  • Joinupsignin Joinupsignin

    25 Jan 2010, 12:37AM

    Perhaps its time we stopped saving the world and sorted out our own bankrupt, non-democratic country, of coffee shops, over priced railways and Nando's.

    Only that doesn't appeal to our attention seeking Prime Ministers who too often give up on UK policies (if they ever really were interested in them) and instead fall for the easy ride and ego driven world of international relations.

    The thrill of international summits and the end communiqué - re-committing money they promised before, to the latest band wagon, too easily romances our leaders over and above the grim streets of Edlington.

  • tightrope tightrope

    25 Jan 2010, 12:39AM

    I think Europe is great and that if the English could understand that they are Europeans and take their pride in that rather than in the narrower identity then a lot would change.

    Unfortunately, there appears to be little chance currently that the English will come to appreciate what Seamus Heaney called the "dignity of the European identity".

    It is a historical shame.

  • TheotherWay TheotherWay

    25 Jan 2010, 12:42AM

    " In some eyes, but most notably its own, the British government will be in the driving seat of world events this week. Today, G7 finance ministers will be in London to discuss inter national banking reform and the transaction tax, and ? in the claim that the City minister, Paul Myners, makes on our comment pages today ? the UK will be "leading international efforts". On Wednesday, diplomats from around the world will meet here to discuss the threat to Yemen from al-Qaida. A day later, attention shifts to another international conference in London, this time on the imperilled future of Afghanistan. Quite a week."

    Tow questions come to my mind. First and foremost, how much has these conferences got to do with discussing the great matters that need a solution and how much of it is posturing for the election. I suspect the answer is the latter.

    In the past six months or year we have seen great many of these conferences and high sounding communiques. I have not notices any action or discernible real progress. Who are these great and the good kidding?

  • Armchair99 Armchair99

    25 Jan 2010, 12:45AM

    The US is determined to maintain's its global hegemony against China and other emerging powers.

    Both right and left in the US have acted for decades on the basis that increased trade and economic freedoms in china will inevitably result in democratic reform. As these reforms have cnsistently failed to happen we're only now beginning to see that view being seriously reconsidered. The worrying thing is the US has no plan at all with regard to china.

    The global economic collapse also guarantees an increase in interstate conflicts due to rising nationalism, militarism, and the prevalence of trade disputes.

    So not a good time to cut the UK's defence budget from an already historical low of around 2.2% of GDP then?

    The US may be leading mankind to the next world war and Britain has no choice but to follow along.

    Seems likely. The left in the UK is gonna get exactly what it's been waiting for for two generations - the fall of US hegemony.

    Do you think the chinese are gonna be better masters to us, or the africans, or gays or women of the poor?

  • jimfred jimfred

    25 Jan 2010, 12:55AM

    Other countries,(Sweden,Holland,Brazil......etc.etc.),seem to jog along happily without being the' mouse that roared'.
    Why do our politicians have us punching above our weight?

  • Garcie Garcie

    25 Jan 2010, 1:27AM

    Actually this is a New Labour and Brown phenomenon,
    Brown called the forthcoming Afghan conference because opinion polls showed he didn't have a grip on the war. (Which he doesn't).

    Holding a conference and getting the press into a love-in fest is cheaper than buying new helicopters and UAVs.
    The FCO must be running around like headless chickens to organise it. It was news to them....they should be fighting a war.

    What you are actually referring to is the disturbing propensity of the Labour government to use the British armed forces as the armed wing of Amnesty International. To get headlines. It back fired on them.

    This is because they don't believe history is important, and they ignore it. Most Labour MP's wouldn't even know where Afghanistan is.

  • Garcie Garcie

    25 Jan 2010, 1:31AM

    After reading the article again it occurs to me that this leader fixation is a leftist fantasy.

    Once the Chinese start driving their carrier fleets around maybe you'll wish we still could punch above our weight.

    The perfect example is Haiti.

    Where is the Royal Navy.? It has been cut so badly that we cant respond.

    Only countries like the US, Isreal, UK and few European nations care about the Haitians. We should be there.

  • pont pont

    25 Jan 2010, 1:33AM

    Having the word "Great" before the name of your country can lead to delusional behaviour .

    Perhaps the name can be changed ,therefore leading to a less aggressive and unruly attitude.

    Maybe UK/PLC.Corp

    or Nice Britain -or Grizzily Britain !

  • Garcie Garcie

    25 Jan 2010, 1:35AM

    The US is determined to maintain its global hegemony against China and other emerging powers.

    Yeah thank God.

    Strange the lefties don't mind it when football fields full of convicts in China are executed and their organs harvested, because, hey, the Chinese are going to outstrip the US in strategic influence. Woo.

    Disturbing.

    The World will be a crueler place as US and UK influence wains. We are looking at a new dark age.

  • Lancsman Lancsman

    25 Jan 2010, 1:39AM

    I think I have two questions about this editorial, although it is late.

    - Why should Britain not strive to maintain a good seat at the top table when history suggests british political and legal ideas are the best bulwark against the politics of raw power? (and i am not an apologist for the excesses and degradations of empire)

    - Isn't this posturing commonplace, in most countries, and is it really consequential?

    The essence of this article, that Britain should acknowledge its diminished status vs 60 years ago. Of course we shouldn't try to pretend we call the shots globally. But, as the piece points out, Britain is outward looking and important and should always try to remain at the centre of world affairs.

    The idea that we should cede our place at the top table the EU, or anyone else is not sensible. The EU is far from democratic and representative, and it is not some global benign force for good, and neither are its member nations. The fact that it appears less belligerent and right wing than the US and some other powers doesn't make it a great force for justice. The EU's actions on trade vs the third world show it for what it is.

    There are several reasons we should maintain our place at the top table, amongst equals, and not seeking dominate. Our stability as a nation state is unsurpassed over the last 800 years. That period has seen the evolution of political and legal systems that are the world-leading. The UN charter is an evolution of political developments in Britain. In commerce, ideas, justice and equality, Britain has often led the way. This isn't just a consequence of empire and reach, but culture. This culture is nothing to do with innate superiority of people but the happy accidents of history and the confluence of peoples and ideas on these islands.

    The USA may well be regarded by many as having a superior constitution but it is easy to forget that it is still a relatively new country with a dramatically changing demographic and culture, and a place with an electorate of whom many are in thrall to religious and lobby groups. The EU is new and many of its member states were recently dictatorships. India is relatively new in its current guise. China is certainly not going to be man's last best hope of restricting the influence of power and wealth allowing ordinary individuals to flourish in security. So to my mind, progressives should want Britain right at the heart of things. No-one believes any country acts benignly and against its own interests, but I know if I were Burkino Faso, who I'd want at the G8 or whatever it is now.

    The idea that we are alone in our political culture in presenting ourselves as leading the effort for a domestic audience also seems wrong. Most political leaders of most states do that, for obvious reasons.

    The notion of potency is central in international relations and diplomacy. But is it so relevant for domestic political and media posturing? Isn't that where most of this hubris manifests itself? If so, is it really consequential? Strange too that you use the example of banks. I would have thought that that was one are we do have some clout.

  • Lancsman Lancsman

    25 Jan 2010, 1:48AM

    Garcie

    I'm not looking forward to Chinese Carriers and subs are roaming round the place. But I'll be happy when the US ones return to port, especially off of our bases. I'll be even happier when we can talk about the UK without people having to bundle it with the US.

    And given that no-one knows what the world will look like in 25 years, I'd prefer if we had a deterrent that was actually our own.

  • Faversham Faversham

    25 Jan 2010, 1:49AM

    You mean England's embarrassing and highly damaging fixation with its former Imperial status. Us Scots got over the loss of Empire a long time ago and there were plenty of us who, after being on the boot end of it, never gave a fig for it anyway.

  • Lancsman Lancsman

    25 Jan 2010, 1:59AM

    Faversham,

    actually, most Scots wholeheartedly embraced empire and from near bankruptcy and the dissolution of its parliament (albeit under duress), Scotland quickly became an economic miracle and Glasgow was at one point the world's wealthiest city. Scots filled the institutions of empire. I have also heard from more than one Indian that the Scots seemed to embrace the brutality of empire with more gusto than many other colonials.

    Britain may no longer be a great military power (and shouldn't be ashamed of that). Yet the armed forces, when their political masters get it right, can still do the business - Sierra Leone for example.

    But the legacy of empire is a multicultural nation with unrivalled global connections and a hub of a legal system and culture it shares with vast swathes of humanity.

    I'm proud of that not embarrassed. What do you suggest? Board up the windows and not talk to anyone?

  • MynameisEarl MynameisEarl

    25 Jan 2010, 2:27AM

    Weren't successive Thatcher governments built on the premise of rebuilding Britain's image of itself as a world power(eg. the Falklands war) & doesn't the Daily Mail base much of it's demographic based on this concept to this day? If the UK still has issues about the loss of it's empire & not being that important then god knows how Americans are going to come to terms with this.

  • farafield farafield

    25 Jan 2010, 2:33AM

    Be an IMPORTANT EU NATION WHAT A LOAD OF TOSH the EU is undemocractic , corrupt , wasteful , stuffed full of uselees politcains rapidly making themselves rich on expenses, stupid policies such as the CAP and the fisheries policy , unable to defend itself or even resolve civil war in its own backyard without US help, cannot deliver aid with any efficency , and most of its citizens cant even be bothered to vote it only seems to matter to those in pwer or those wanting it. It also costs this country a fortune in contributions which no one questions . We can be of more use to the world and our selves without it . Membership is like being in local club of amateur dramatics with the organizing committee wanting the lime light but no one wanting to organize it or discuss what it is for with the stage crew/audience / media .

  • Scam22 Scam22

    25 Jan 2010, 3:15AM

    If the US penalises the banks, others soon fall into line. Britain has no such potency. Yet we still struggle to adjust to our reality.

    The reason Gordon Brown has been playing the role of world leader since Obama was elected is that Britain is the world's leading financial centre. Obama is owned by the banks, so he is number two to Brown. He was chosen, partly as a result of his absolute cluelessness.

    The banks, despairing of losing their first wholly owned American president have ordered him to say some tough things about bankers. Like healthcare, it will be watered down by the 'opposition'.

    Do not expect Britain to do much more than pretend to copy him.

    Thatcher restored Britain's leading role in the world by her (almost criminal) deregulation of the City of London (Big Bang). It worked extremely well.

  • mikedow mikedow

    25 Jan 2010, 3:22AM

    Currently, I'd say England is tanked out, but when China decides to forclose on the U.S. there is going to be a planet sized fire sale, and there's your chance.

  • AntonyIndia AntonyIndia

    25 Jan 2010, 3:24AM

    The UK has some world influence above its actual share because of it language.
    English became the world's number one language. This echoes on through its education and it media to the corners of the Earth.

    The size of its PM's ego is another matter: lets just call it "inflated".

  • namordnik namordnik

    25 Jan 2010, 3:38AM

    Chinese go around the world to settle in chinatowns.
    Germans go around the world to escape boredom of domestic lifestyle.
    Yanks go around the world to bomb foreign poor people.
    Russians go around the world to sit out revolutions.
    Brits go around the world to visit their ex-colonies.

  • auxesis auxesis

    25 Jan 2010, 3:48AM

    Every day, the descant of the Chilcot inquiry reminds us of where the refusal to recognise this truth can humiliatingly lead.

    And from Peter Preston's piece:

    Nobody meaningful anywhere on the political spectrum dissents from community sanctification these days, and a mighty chorus of assumed voter approval sings descant

    I can't recall having seen the word "descant" in The Guardian and yet here we have it twice in one day.

  • JoshRogan JoshRogan

    25 Jan 2010, 5:06AM

    Britain is a joke and will remain so if it continues to live in the past.

    I can't believe they still dish out MBEs, OBEs, etc. We are directly responsible for a lot of the mess the world is in and should be ashamed of our history.

    Our leaders should stop being delusional. Brown was shocked to be snubbed by Obama. That's the reality.

    If we want to show some mettle then suck it up, scrap the insane nukes, invest in a decent transportation system, sort out the NHS and schools,

    but most of all, be ourselves. Say no to the Yanks once in a while.

    Sending soldiers to the other side of the world to 'protect' the nation is not the way to go. Gunboat diplomacy they used to call it.

  • fortyniner fortyniner

    25 Jan 2010, 5:37AM

    Delusions of grandeur is what we are talking about. When it comes down to it the Emperor has no clothes.

    All this silly posturing on the world stage does us more harm than good. The impression for many, both at home and abroad, especially since the sycophantic Blair crawled up Bush's a**e, is that we are just a US puppet.

    We need to get out of the mindset that the world's problems are naturally ours to solve and we need to be the big shot about it. We need to stop sending our troops into obscure corners to poke our noses into other people's business.

    In fact minding our business just a little bit more would be most welcome.

  • shuisky shuisky

    25 Jan 2010, 5:51AM

    @auxesis

    It's no surprise Britain's singing descant these days - the country's voluntarily had its bollocks removed, and is now the official singing eunuch of the United States.

    Racist wars? Torture camps? Bombing Gaza? The loyal British Eunuch knows the descants to all those yankee tunes, and sings them with gusto. It's all Britain knows how to do any longer.

  • FalseConsciousness FalseConsciousness

    25 Jan 2010, 6:32AM

    Armchair99
    The worrying thing is the US has no plan at all with regard to china.

    Of course they have a plan, what you think the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan are all about? The US is obviously trying to secure Central Asia and its massive oil and gas reserves at the expense of China, Russia, and Iran as well. A strike by Israel or the US on Iran would also seriously endanger Chinese interests. US interference in Sudan and Somalia, and now Yemen, are also partly related to countering China. As are US threats against North Korea and robust US support for Taiwan.

    So not a good time to cut the UK's defence budget from an already historical low of around 2.2% of GDP then?

    It is not in the interests of the British ruling elite or the UK as a nation-state to cut defence spending, but the UK is dead broke. If the ruling elite is to avoid massive opposition from the working class it must free up funds for social spending somehow

    Seems likely. The left in the UK is gonna get exactly what it's been waiting for for two generations - the fall of US hegemony.

    I'm not sure what "left" you're referring to, but the real left isn't awaiting the fall of US hegemony in particular, but the fall of world capitalism and imperialism.

    Do you think the chinese are gonna be better masters to us, or the africans, or gays or women of the poor?

    Probably not, but we're likely to find out sooner or later.

  • BrusselsLout BrusselsLout

    25 Jan 2010, 7:04AM

    Well the special relationship worked out well for this country didn't it?

    Exactly. Britain has survived on the myth of the Special Relationship for decades (since Thatcher?). It built itself a confidence on nothing.

    Working around Europe for well over decade, I put the Relationship to the test on a few occasions. I would ask Americans I had been working with or chatting to casually in bars what they thought of the Special Relationship.

    Not one of these Americans knew what I meant. I would explain the details so that there could no mistake.

    But a typical reaction would be "News to me".

    I mentioned all this here on a number of occasions over the years. But still, articles referring the Special Relationship continued.

    One evening, on a BBC Question Time, Michael Hezeltine became the first politician to admit in public that it did not exist. There soon followed an article here (by Marina Hyde) making the same noises as Hezeltine.

    Britain lost its empire a very long time ago, so it used the great myth to raise and sustain its own ego. Now the myth is out in the open, Britain is lost.

    Britain is now in limbo. And it will remain in limbo until it breaks its ego and gets real.

  • Amadeus37 Amadeus37

    25 Jan 2010, 8:13AM

    Our image? Don't make me laugh.
    To hold this conference on the very week when Blair is at the inquiry into the
    Iraq war - the pictures will go all around the world.

  • ElleGreen ElleGreen

    25 Jan 2010, 8:42AM

    Fortyniner

    We need to get out of the mindset that the world's problems are naturally ours to solve and we need to be the big shot about it. We need to stop sending our troops into obscure corners to poke our noses into other people's business

    I actually think Britain has significantly moved on from these collonialist attitudes. My perception is that we are now choosing to lead by example; it is interesting that Copenhagen is mentioned

    There are many outstanding issues which I'm here to resolve

    Would we prefer that Gordon Brown went to Copenhagen to jump on a bandwagon or to attend with the goal of solving problems and negotiating an effective agreement. I personally would be more offended if my country's leader had said "I am going to attend but there is not much I can do because my hands are tied by the legislative body".

    At least Britain comes with suggestions (ok the Tobin Tax is not flaw-free but its an idea) and a forward thinking attitude (we have one of the highest carbon emission reduction targets in the world). Yes we no longer have the economic or military power we once commanded but we still have a moral imperative that ours is a free and fair country based on innovation and ideas.

    Fortyniner (sorry to pick on you again) you say

    In fact minding our business just a little bit more would be most welcome.

    Please try saying that to nations wrecked by civil war because despotic regimes continue to rule their countries, or to women whose human rights are supressed from birth, or to those who live in the Small Island States which will be devasted by the effects of global warming.

    Britain used to try to convince these countries by autocratic rule that liberty, rule of law and progression of ideas were the most effective means of maintaining stability and prosperity. Now, more and more we lead by example(I acknowledge Afghanistan and Iraq sort of undermine this record), promoting our ideals and way of life by suggesting to others that we are a great country (obviously a working progress) who is trying to lead by example.

    We could stay quiet and take our place humbly at the table like Sweden or the Netherlands or we could continue to voice our beliefs that ours is a nation based on rights and liberties to which everyone should aspire and to which everyone is entitled.

  • farfetched farfetched

    25 Jan 2010, 8:43AM

    Clip | Link Faversham
    25 Jan 2010, 1:49AM
    You mean England's embarrassing and highly damaging fixation with its former Imperial status. Us Scots got over the loss of Empire a long time ago and there were plenty of us who, after being on the boot end of it, never gave a fig for it anyway.

    This sentiment is so unbelievably ignorant and reveals the uneducated basis of Scots nationalism.

    If you can be bothered to research the British Empire, how it came about, who pushed for expansion and who benefitted, you'd realise that the Scots (some might say to their credit) were some of the most enthusiastic and diligent colonialists going, and the Scottish economy boomed as a result. There wasn't an outpost of Empire that the Scots weren't involved in.

    Of course, it's much easier to blame everything on the English, most of whom lived in abject poverty and were little more than slaves to ruling classes.

  • bailliegillies bailliegillies

    25 Jan 2010, 9:01AM

    Who of us ever benefitted from empire, other than the city and the "great and good". The time to put it behind us is long overdue and we can start by dropping the pretence of being an important voice in the world and accept that we are just a small island off the coast of Europe.

    Europe is the shape of the future, not little Britain with it's self delusion of imperial grandeur.

  • bailliegillies bailliegillies

    25 Jan 2010, 9:06AM

    This sentiment is so unbelievably ignorant and reveals the uneducated basis of Scots nationalism.

    Farfetched

    Err, that's Horsey who lives in Hemel Hemstead and dreams of living in Barcelona. So please don't confuse him with us Scots, nationalist or otherwise

  • farfetched farfetched

    25 Jan 2010, 9:31AM

    Err, that's Horsey who lives in Hemel Hemstead and dreams of living in Barcelona. So please don't confuse him with us Scots, nationalist or otherwise

    I'm not confused, I've heard the 'blame the English for everything' sentiment enough times when the British Empire is debated.

    It's laughable that an article that centres around the imperial ambitions of Gordon Brown is then commented on by a Scot claiming that the Scots are 'over it'. The current government makes it abundantly clear that the opposite could be said to be true.

  • hideousmess hideousmess

    25 Jan 2010, 9:36AM

    The "white man's burden" paternalist colonialist cr*p is at the back of the invasions of both Afghanistan and Iraq and every moralistic justification of armed intervention (at least the French don't generally use that self-satisfied justification for military action). The UN at least puts a check on that - except when TB decides it's inconvenient for his personal religion (and income).

    Britain's decline as a world power can be most easily demonstrated by the fact that no one queries whether or not having a foreign power with nuclear weapons a bus ride from the centre of the capital is consistent with independence. Can you seriously imagine the Victorians putting up with the equivalent? (Or the Americans for that matter - remember Cuba?).

    Give it up, do.

  • ElleGreen ElleGreen

    25 Jan 2010, 9:49AM

    Howard D - unfortunately, comparitively speaking, in this world, I think Britain probably is still one of the hallmarks of democracy, decency, tolerance and good manners.

  • Avikwame Avikwame

    25 Jan 2010, 10:47AM

    @Armchair 99
    Your assessment is way out ! four years ago I was working in the
    Naval Dockyard at Brest France,I counted a Satellite Ship,36 Frigates and Destroyers,two nuclear Submarines and two diesel Electric Submarines who were charging their batteries for a trip,a helicopter Aircraft Carrier and over a dozen Ships on the slipways or in dry Docks being built or being re fitted.
    China has embarked on a virulent Shipbuilding programme,and Britain underestimated the Japanese since 1900,s in Naval expectations.
    The Indian Ocean over the following 20 years is being groomed for the next "Jutland" ,China is also making in roads into Tibet and Nepal.
    The other important omission is the possibility of the North West Passage (see John Cabot) and the Alaska/Canada,Greenland/N.Eire,Scotland,Denmark,Lithuania,Poland Missile Shield. You must also take into account the North East passage from Murmansk to the Kamchatka Peninsular and Manchuria and realize why the Russians are hammering in flags on the Sea Bed. Both the Arctic and Antarctic should figure prominently in your equations,for the Satellites (see feeders and decoders),then theres the situation of Piracy,not forgetting that the guarantor America is 5000 miles from Europe,and 8000 miles from Asia,and inherited the European Colonial territories from the aftermath of World War II.
    Dont fall asleep in that Armchair, " They who fall asleep in a Tigers cave,wont be dreaming for long."

  • Getridofem Getridofem

    25 Jan 2010, 10:50AM

    A Reality Check is essential. We are a small country and we are massively in debt. The days of being a World Power are over and we should adjust our role accordingly. We simply cannot afford it.

    It is not just the political right which has this fixation on playing a leading role. No matter which party gets into office they are all the same.

  • Faversham Faversham

    25 Jan 2010, 11:11AM

    I'm Scottish and live in Scotland.

    I don't blame the English people for anything and certainly don't expect them to take the blame for Empire. I'm sure we were bastards too. If anything too they are just as misruled as we Scots are although so many of them are in denial about their real national position that IMO it has made for an unhappy and in my experience a rather angry people. I don't think we are as unhappy or angry because we never really entwined our identity or fortunes with Empire.

    The Empire benefitted an Anglo-Scottish aristocracy and those that managed to become part of a new mercantile class. Most working Scots were just as poor and as ruthlessly exploited at the end of Empire as they were to begin with. They were often worse off than those they were sent to enslave. We were indeed great Empire builders and became the Administrators of Empire because of our superior universal education system IMO. We were also in many ways the backbone of the Britsh military to which we still contribute disproportionately today.

    But has all this benefitted Scotland as a nation. Is the national collective better off? Are we a Switzerland of the north or a Norway of the British Isles? No, we certainly aren't. Far from it which is a disgrace but proves what a lie this notion of Imperial clout is. That's why Empire must be consigned to history which it already has been for most Scots probably because as I said before we never exchanged Britishness for Scottishness. We always remained Scots despite the powers that be trying to turn us into North Britons. But all this is stuff of the past and I don't even care to think of it.

    Scotland needs to move forward as an independent nation and take her rightful place amongst European nations and indeed have her own seat at the UN. I think there would be an integrity in that that most Scots could respond to as opposed to helping maintain an Imperial delusion which is of no real benefit to us and props up a British ruling class which has never really treated Scots and Scotland with respect.

  • superscruff superscruff

    25 Jan 2010, 11:14AM

    The words delusion and granduer come to mind about the UK goverments thoughts about our place in the world.
    Working for an influential EU is without doubt our best bet.

  • Garcie Garcie

    25 Jan 2010, 11:31AM

    Its only when you go abroad that you realise we are great :)

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